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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:33

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.